News Reporting Pillows

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Stop the press, we've got an exclusive press release.

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Sometimes news travels too fast.

"Our newsroom added a climate change desk."

'Jump, it's a quiet news day.'

"A man walked by carrying a large package and almost bumped into a guy with a briefcase. An M-7 bus just went by. It was fairly full. Traffic is moderately heavy. There are people using all four phones, with one woman waiting. This is Phil Michaels reporting, live, for WTNY, all the news, just the news, all day long."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Cluster Catastrophe

'. . . This breaking news just in: Police are on the lookout for a man who just escaped from the mental hospital. . . they say he's completely psychotic and dangerous, and he may believe he's a T.V. news anchor. . .'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Der Spiegel

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

The killing of journalists

Small media against information monopolies

"I'm not being unreasonable - I just want as much time as the weather guy gets."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Hurricane watch

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Censorship

Battered White House newspaper reporters

"It's always LAST MONTH with you isn't it? The 31st was YESTERDAY, so say so!"

Mankind's first extra-terrestrial perp walk.

"People, I'm exhausted. I'll take only the easy to answer FAQs for now."

"Tonight's headlines..."

Press Coverage of Covid

Journalists in the pandemic

Melanie Zanona

Fake News 23

Competitiveness in the press

"And here with the grizzly details."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

Jeremy Paxman