Political Reporters Pillows

Coptercade.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Political convention

Difference of Opinion

A little bird told me...

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'He was a great writer'

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Newspaper suicide.

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'