Media Coverage Pillows

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

Brianna Keilar

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

If nobody had invented graphics

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Meet the Enemy

Studies show foods work miracles!

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."