Media Coverage Gifts

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"National security adviser"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Meet the Enemy

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Laughingstock

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.