Media Correspondent Gifts

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it for free on our website."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

Never Talk to Afghans

, Don't Worry, We Have the Tracking Number

Breaking news

Sally Jessy Raphael

This is what's wrong with the press. I want to talk about policy, and you only want to talk about why I'm standing here naked in a fez.

'A long-awaited government shake-up: A 'ditto-head' will replace a 'yes-man'...A 'croney' will replace an 'insider'...'

Super Injunctions

"I guess it's too late to call a press conference to say last night I was only joking about our neighboring kingdom."

A White House vulture carries off the truth, chased by the press.

"He's fallen off the news cycle."

Trial by Media

'How fast can you hype?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."