Media Coordinator Gifts

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'How fast can you hype?'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Occu-Pie Mars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Cord cutter

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."