Media Correspondent Pillows

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it for free on our website."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

Breaking news

Sally Jessy Raphael

'A long-awaited government shake-up: A 'ditto-head' will replace a 'yes-man'...A 'croney' will replace an 'insider'...'

Super Injunctions

"I guess it's too late to call a press conference to say last night I was only joking about our neighboring kingdom."

A White House vulture carries off the truth, chased by the press.

"He's fallen off the news cycle."

Trial by Media

'How fast can you hype?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'