Media Observers Pillows

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Fear of news.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Inflated gloom!'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

Foreign policy

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

"Who are your sources? Talk!"