Digital Media Observer Pillows

"So proud of them!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Fear of news.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Go ask your search engine."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Man Wrapped In Film

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

"I'm sorry to interrupt you, Amy, but I've just received word via Twitter that Larry Mossbach of Newark, New Jersey, has some serious complaints about the season finale of 'The Affair'."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."

TikTok Trump

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.