Digital Culture Observer Pillows

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"OMG! What a tragedy, I forgot my camera!"

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

"How do you view lesbian relationships?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Fact amnesty"

'for more obit info, go to...'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Internet Cafe

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Go ask your search engine."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

Better Living Through Technology