Digital Media Observer T-Shirts

"So proud of them!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Fear of news.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Go ask your search engine."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Musk's Twitter

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

Man Wrapped In Film

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I'm sorry to interrupt you, Amy, but I've just received word via Twitter that Larry Mossbach of Newark, New Jersey, has some serious complaints about the season finale of 'The Affair'."

TikTok Trump