Modern Communication Observer Pillows

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Do you mind! I'm having a private conversation here.'

"Listen mate, I can't really talk right now."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Excuse me, I've just received a sex text, you couldn't tell me what this word means could you?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Selfie Stick

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Fear of news.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"He was much more effective in the field."

"All those in favor Retweet."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

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Maternity Hospital

First O.M.G. church.