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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Listen mate, I can't really talk right now."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Excuse me, I've just received a sex text, you couldn't tell me what this word means could you?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Fear of news.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

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"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

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"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

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"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'