Media Coverage Enthusiast Pillows

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Man selling lamb weekly

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

As Seen On TV

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Silly News.

"Hey! This is news."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."