Election Coverage Pillows

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'. . . But where's the beef?'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Obama falling.

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."

Trump's election campaign

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Trial by Media

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"That one shows our office cliques."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Trump Mask

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Midterm election s results

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'