Election Coverage Pillows

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'. . . But where's the beef?'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Obama falling.

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."

Trump's election campaign

Trial by Media

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Trump Mask

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Midterm election s results

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease