Campaign Observer Pillows

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

Donald Trump, Joe Biden and #MeToo

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Abdullah Debate

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."