News Delivery Person Pillows

'I told you to be more generous to him at Christmas.'

Newspaper dog

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

French Early Bird

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.