News Delivery Person T-Shirts

'I told you to be more generous to him at Christmas.'

Newspaper dog

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

French Early Bird

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."