Newspaper Carrier Pillows

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

'That was fun!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Reading the sports pages.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Dog traps the postman.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Paper Boy

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Anything for me?"

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."