Newspaper Delivery Person Gifts

Santa delivering newspapers

'His last job was delivering newspaper!'

'Would you be interested in a job in the media?'

Dog fetching postman's hand with the newspaper.

'I'm delivering my newspapers, dad.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'I've deducted for all the papers that landed on the roof.'

'Circulation is working hard to keep our business.'

"And Tim is doing very well. He's a media distribution officer."

I know they are free and everything. But we're not even on his route, are we?"

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Reading the sports pages.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

French Early Bird

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'