Newspaper Fetcher Gifts

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

'That was fun!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Reading the sports pages.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Paper Boy

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"