Man's Best Paper Fetcher Gifts

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

'That was fun!'

"I feel your pain."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

The Dog of Sisyphus

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

Cartoonists.

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

"Get Help!"

'I see the top drawer of that cabinet is still sticking...'

The Origami Club watched in silence, the town would mock them no longer...

'Of COURSE we're patient focussed and I've got the paperwork to prove it!'

"Push the paper, Sean. Never pull."

Exams

"Actually, we're worth a fortune but it's mostly on papyrus."

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."