Paper Pusher Extraordinaire Gifts

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

"Morning, all!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Inout baskets.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

In - Out - Pending.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Bureau of the Damned

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Distractions: Work Disputes

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Depressing Company Departments.