Paper Pusher Gifts

Desk bins: 'Too much information,' 'Not enough,' 'Just right.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

'911!'

'Sure, we could make it simpler but that would only complicate matters.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"You busy?"

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'

'Take this report and put it into the form of a bumper sticker.'

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

Bureaucraze...

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Life is an adventure son, so don't get bogged down with the paperwork. Unless, of course, you go into accounting. In which case, forget the whole adventure thing.'

'The job's not finished, until the paperwork's done.'

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'Want to trade ruts for a while?'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

The Desk Bins of Life: Birth, Whoosh! and Death.

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

Love me, Love my documents.

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

Work avalanche

"When you said you were going climbing, I thought you meant on rocks, not paperwork."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

A rock, a hard place.

'One moment, please.'

It started out as a simple analysis and piled up to information overload.

The Bureaucrats