Paper Pusher Pro Gifts

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In basket-case.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Responsibility and duties

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!