Paper Pusher Fan Gifts

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Bureau of the Damned

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Cut and Run

Distractions: Work Disputes

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

Depressing Company Departments.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Bureaucraze...

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).