Paper Sorter Extraordinaire Gifts

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Shake it all about sign on desk

The Origami Society...

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Outbox.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'Gesundheite!'

In/Out box.