Paper-shuffling Savant Gifts

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

The Origami Society...

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Whack, Out of Whack.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

Repletion.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

In/Out box.