Paper-shuffling Savant Pillows

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Inout baskets.

The Origami Society...

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

InIn by-products.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

In/Out Tray.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'Gesundheite!'

Repletion.