Paper Retrievers Gifts

Why don't you get that stupid paper yourself?

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'That was fun!'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Tree Funeral

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Pelican and Origami

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

I love Fountain Pens

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

Cartoonists.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

A fairly heavy week of junk mail.

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

Why Origami Should Never Play Poker... "Sigh! Once again, I fold!"

It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.

"I'm making 1000 copies for my lesson on wasting resources."

"He doesn't have a 'life coach' mother, he has a 'life couch'.

'The rare poodle retriever.'

'There's never anything new in the papers.' - 'It's the same thing happening to different people.'