Paper-fetching Pup Gifts

'That was fun!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Good boy

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

How to be your own best friend...

Your dog sure loves playing in the surf! Yeah, it's the bath of least resistance!

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

'It took me a long time to teach him to fetch the newspaper.'

Man kicking a car.

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"No snacking on your homework. You'll spoil your dinner."

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Why don't you get that stupid paper yourself?

'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'