Bookish Pup Gifts

How to be your own best friend...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

The practical psychopath

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

Good boy

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Literate Dogs.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

K9 Litterati.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

"School is loverly this time of year."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

"Me, my eyesight is rather bad, so I prefer audio-books..."

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"No snacking on your homework. You'll spoil your dinner."

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Stare your way to bigger meals

Dog Food - A Guide.