Bookish Pups Gifts

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Cat Lit. You?'

K9 Literati.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Good boy

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Litteratti K9s.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Literate Dogs.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Descartes' dog.

William Blake.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

How to be your own best friend...

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"