Bookish Pups T-Shirts

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Litteratti K9s.

Good boy

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Cat Lit. You?'

K9 Literati.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Literate Dogs.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Descartes' dog.

William Blake.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I decided to self-publish."

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

How to be your own best friend...

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.