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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'She's just great with the children.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

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"Tonight... Hemingway."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

How to be your own best friend...

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'Dad - a leash! And all these years you've been telling me you were a wild dog from Australia!'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Woman reads bedtime stories to her dog.

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

Dog Recurring Nightmare.

'I never care about the vintage.'

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Woman warbling on about her dog. Sign reads - "Beware of the Dog Owner".