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Bookish Dog Owner T-Shirts
Express your love for reading and dogs with our fun and stylish T-shirts. Ideal for casual outings or cozy days, these shirts celebrate the joy of being a bookish dog owner.
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
'Cat Lit. You?'
Litteratti K9s.
"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."
K9 Literati.
"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."
Literate Dogs.
Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.
Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."
Academics at the Beach
"Tonight... Hemingway."
"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"
English major will work for food.
Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.
Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).
"School is loverly this time of year."
"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."
"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."
Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails
"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."
"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"
"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"
'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'
"Shh, too much racket."
"I decided to self-publish."
"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."
The high fibre diet
How to be your own best friend...
'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'
What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?
101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.
"Who said 'I love the sea'?"
"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"
'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'
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