Bookish Dog Owner Pillows

Dog Food - A Guide.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Literate Dogs.

Academics at the Beach

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

English major will work for food.

"School is loverly this time of year."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Shh, too much racket."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

The high fibre diet

How to be your own best friend...

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"