Bookish Dog Pillows

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The practical psychopath

Litteratti K9s.

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

K9 Literati.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Literate Dogs.

'Good book?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

How to be your own best friend...

The high fibre diet

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Library Dating.

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'