Bookish Dog Gifts

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

The practical psychopath

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Literate Dogs.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Good book?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

How to be your own best friend...

The high fibre diet

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Library Dating.