Bookish Feline Gifts

'Cat Lit. You?'

The practical psychopath

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Cat with Crown.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Autodidactyl

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Meowzers!"

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats

"Is that all you can think about?"

How to be your own best friend...

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

The saying of Chairman Meow.

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

"Dolly --Gregory Strong, author of 'A World History of Cats.' Need I say more?"

Cat sits under a lamp reading a book entitled 'The Power of Meow.'

Cat Book Club

I'll thank you to cover your mouth when you cough.

Dog Food - A Guide.