Bookish Cat Admirer Gifts

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats

Cat with Crown.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The practical psychopath

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

What does aloof mean?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Slippery, huh?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Okay, who's purring?"

K9 Literati.

'Cat Lit. You?'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."