Book-loving Kitty Gifts

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The practical psychopath

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Mog The Week

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

K9 Literati.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Cat with Crown.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"He's very finicky."

Books-CDs-Tapes.

K9 Litterati.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Zen Kitten

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'138 Days without an accident!'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"Have I got a cat for you!"