Book-loving Kitty Pillows

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The practical psychopath

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

K9 Literati.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Cat with Crown.

Why cat yoga classes don't work

K9 Litterati.

Zen Kitten

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'138 Days without an accident!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges