Bookish Parent Pillows

"All the other girls in class are named after an Edith Wharton character!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Reading in the family.

Literate Dogs.

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"Dad, can you read?"

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

English major will work for food.

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

Edna O'Brien

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

'Go ask your other mother.'

Baby buying shares

The psychologist suggests you choose your own punishment. So, do you want your mouth washed out with bar or liquid soap?'

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

Coffee Table eBooks.

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"