Bookish Dads Pillows

"Dad, can you read?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Literate Dogs.

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

At the modern antenatal class.

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

English major will work for food.

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Maternity. Which one is yours?

iDad.

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

Baby buying shares

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"I apprecite the effort, dad, but I've already downloaded it to my tablet."

Dear Dad.

New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'I was Googling before you were born, kid.'

"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"

"This is my dad's idea of a really scary costume...the ghost of what he still owes on his student loans."

"All the other girls in class are named after an Edith Wharton character!"

"What's the password to access dad?"

'Just wait until your father gets off the computer!'

"Wanna split a ride uptown?"

Cost of Education.