Tech-challenged Dads Pillows

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."