Tech-tired Dads Pillows

"No! Instagram was enough! I don't want to know about Tik Tok!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The modern generation!

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Drone Baby Delivery

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

At the modern antenatal class.

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Read the baby page instead."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"I miss the old days."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

"I'd be happy if I got half the attention and was half as clever as my kids' smartphones."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

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