'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'
Paper Hound Gifts
Looking for a gift for a paper hound? Explore our collection of whimsical and crafty products designed for those who love paper arts. From creative mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor their passion for all things paper. Whether they’re into scrapbooking, origami, or paper design, our gifts are crafted to inspire and delight the paper enthusiast in your life. Celebrate their love of paper with something truly special that matches their creative flair.
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
'That was fun!'
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."
"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."
Netanyahu versus Gantz
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.
"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'
Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"
"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"
Skier flying past mountains
Half a house is better than none.
Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.
Good boy
"The White House Washington"
'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'
Obama: The Other White Meat
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Consider yourself chased."
'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'
Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices
The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone
Worst decision of all time, cont'd.
Bad News
Wedge Issues in the United States.
"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."
'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'
'No need to shout.'
Paper Hound Gifts Collection
Paper Hound Mugs
Explore our collection of paper hound mugs and find a charming gift that celebrates their passion for paper arts, perfect for your creative friend or family member.
Paper Hound Pillows
Add some craft-inspired comfort with pillows that showcase the creative spirit of paper hounds. Perfect for brightening up their craft space or living room.
Paper Hound Prints
Decorate any space with our paper hound prints—artful, witty, and inspiring designs that celebrate the love of all things paper.
Paper Hound T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt for your paper enthusiast? Our paper hound collection features witty and artistic designs that make a perfect gift for any craft lover.