Paper Hound Prints

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'That was fun!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Skier flying past mountains

Half a house is better than none.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Good boy

"The White House Washington"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Obama: The Other White Meat

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Consider yourself chased."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Bad News

Wedge Issues in the United States.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'