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'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'That was fun!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Good boy

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Half a house is better than none.

"Consider yourself chased."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Skier flying past mountains

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"The White House Washington"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Bad News

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'No need to shout.'