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'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I love Fountain Pens

"I'm making 1000 copies for my lesson on wasting resources."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Bring out yer books!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."